| Person: | What state do you live in? |
| Me: | Denial. |
lauren, 19, bristol.
feminist, historian, atheist. fangirl extraordinaire. read my blog here •
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Supposedly there is a new study that says when a woman sits on a guy’s hips when he is doing a chest press, his testosterone rises up to about 97.9% which promotes strength and muscle growth.
Probably not the only thing that rises up to about 97.9%
(via lamegothysupervillan)
do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were thinking
(via leavemebe-ibegyou)
imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life
someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away
(via thunder-nipples)
i like the word partners because no one can tell if you’re dating or if you’re in a buddy cop movie
oddly enough, no one can tell if Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are dating or in a buddy cop movie.
(Source: inkse, via daraobriainsgigantichead)
have u ever had a depersonalization moment when you look at yourself in the mirror and think wow this person is me and i have this body and this life and everything feels so strange ???? why i am me and not someone else
(via captainhooking)
to meekly go where other people have already been
shy trek
into darkness (but with a night light)
(via eleanoroptera)
*takes your virginity & slam dunks it into the trash*
(Source: oomshi, via lamegothysupervillan)
