powerburial:

i’m an activist for men’s frights. i dont think men are afraid often enough. i just want to give them a good scare once in a while. just spook some dudes.

(via buttergin)

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whores:

jocknoir:

stormcloaca:

lokiarrty:

suckmypoppunk:

unshaped:

wasn’t expecting this

but arent you glad it hapened

its ears ITS EARS ITS EARS ITS EARS

floomph

oh my god

oh my god

(Source: caturday, via leavemebe-ibegyou)

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daddyfuckedme:

wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles

(via noodlestories)

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thepolicesnogbox:

i-said-kneel-before-me:

cyber-end-dragon:

krill-ex:

spicypeppers:

disturbingsteve:

The floor of a video game store, it is entirely flat

this would fuck me up

im not ok

#I’D BE WALKING AROUND THE STORE JUST HOLDING ONTO THINGS #PEOPLE LOOKING AT ME FUNNY AND I’M SCREAMING ‘WE’RE GOING DOWN’

Imagine a drunk person walking in there

someone tell me here this store is so i can bring my perpetually drunk friends here

(via leavemebe-ibegyou)

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patrickandmarcus:

this is riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma

(via littlemissvriskaserket)

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amoying:

svvitzerland:

svvitzerland:

how do you compliment a girl in french?

bon appetits

madame more like madayum

(via supervengers)

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pontmercyanide:

some flowers just arrived for my sister but my mom thought they were for me.

and so she asked if they were from henry and of course i asked what the hell she was talking about

and she was like “henry, the boy you’re always talking about.”

she meant henry david thoreau.

i quote henry david thoreau so much my mom thought henry david thoreau was my boyfriend

(via natlovesrussia)

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-annoying:

one time i explained post limit to my mom and she says

“is that why you get off the computer sometimes” 

(via i-only-wanted-to-be-your-equal)

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(Source: laufeysonodinson, via irenesherlocked)

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pepsie:

I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIANT BIRD AND I WAS REALLY CONFUSED

(Source: pocula, via ananked)

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